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Couldn’t wait for the kids to get to bed last night because I had arranged to hook up with my current boyfriend Addison. He knows that my hubby loves to see pictures and videos from our hook-ups, so he took this pic after he came and sent it to him.
xxxfamilyfun: “What are you doing?” asked my girlfriend Allie.“Just chilling out with my kid brother,” I replied.
hexamous: Some sketches of my FO3 OC Nikki that I never posted here… Fanart is always welcome ;D Damn, can’t believe I’m only finding this now…Glad to see you posting your friggin’ hot OCs Hex. Now excuse me while I sell my
iizzyyyy: dance-inthemirror: inmany: I want that poster! NOW!! o_0 Aaah me too! o_o LMAO! thats my wall XD
susiebeeca: What’s even more impressive about this is that my mother thought up that analogy on the spot. (Yes, I know I was a rather morbid little kid!) Remember, this doesn’t just go for families; no matter who you are, you’ll leave those holes
bunnyaimee: ussenterpancakes: bearholdt: pastelmorgue: marshmallowpuffs: toptiermage: I want to see this in a horror game Those trees are really prett— oh. OMG ….oh Oh my god. There are no words to describe how quickly my face went from
jemthecrystalgem: lesbian-wine-mom: Another thing that I hate is the idea that my identity isn’t “age appropriate” for children. Like, my mom described my girlfriend as “a friend of mine” to my 10 year old sister (who unbeknownst to my mom,
i hate when my kid calls me nice. im a gigantic asshole. like havent you been paying attention kid? i hate everything.
as soon as my kid gets around 6 or 7 i’m buying her a heater and teaching her how to use it. give her a healthy respect for the pistol. because i want her to know that if she ever feels like she needs to pull her gun i want her to be completely aware
humansofnewyork: “I’m proud to say that my kids’ friends invite me to their parties, because I never judge. I sat down my kids early and told them: ‘It’s OK to get stoned. Just don’t be a stoner. Because stoners are boring.’ And I told
One of my fears is that my kid and I will have nothing in common.
I went to my kids’ musical this weekend and I was SO IMPRESSED! My gosh! It was In the Heights and I was just so proud c: Most of them did set design/lighting and it looked really great. The acting and the vocals were also amazing, which is
I’ve also internalized that no one really wants to hear about anything I have to say, which sucks. I want to talk about my experience rereading chernow’s hamilton biography or my kids or fandom stuff and I just kind of go “stop talking
I survived my first back to school night huff huff huff
byronegg: Teaching Tolerance magazine —- For Teaching Tolerance magazine about schools adopting BYOD (bring your own device) practices as budgets continue to tighten and the problems that come with this.
heatherjochens: medievalpoc: rafi-dangelo: Most of my future children tag is cute brown children being fabulous and clearly belonging to me in spirit, but I’m making an exception for this tweet because if I don’t raise my kids to give that exact same
as that height post is floating around my dash, I just want to remind everyone that I am 5'2"ish of concentrated bitterness about it.
kaworunaglsa: thats my kid!!!!
the only good thing about this back injury is that my kids are trying to come up with weird theories as to how I’ve gotten the injury.the most popular theory is that I was in an extensive cosplay photoshoot and I threw my back out for a pose.
bakaunagi:one of my third graders has a special talent for making 2-frame comics that really speak to me
arenkav: That’s just great, Okuyasu.
stef-masc: My piece for @jovaline‘s Ham4Pamphlet project! To my dearest Betsey, Best of Wives, and Best of Women. I had the wonderful pleasure of being a part of this zine that Arielle organized through friends in order to put together an amazing cast
queen-shuri: My pops said Wakanda was the most beautiful thing he’d ever seen, he promised he was going to show it to me one day. Can you believe that? A kid from Oakland running around believing in fairy tales…
worldofwellness: Not my picture but I had to share. I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE HEARD THIS SINCE HAVING MY DAUGHTER. IT INFURIATES ME. STOP PUTTING IT INTO GIRLS’ HEADS THAT “IF THEYRE MEAN TO YOU THEY LIKE YOU” BULLSHIT. NO
jehovahhthickness:Literally expressed to my sister last week or two weeks ago that I don’t care if my romantic relationships don’t work out as long as I have kids and she said “No! You don’t want that. Your kids must have a father in the house
I just randomly remembered that the kid who played Stevie in “Malcolm in the Middle” went to one of the middle schools I attended growing up (we moved around a lot so I went to several different middle schools). Like, I saw him around but
the-snowflake-owl: ask-crystal-gems: gemfuck: Look at Garnet Ok, Alone Together will be awesome :D I want to see why this woman is smiling. >:) She has that expression people have when a little kid is doing something cute. So I’d wager
the-absolute-funniest-posts: beezelump: I sincerely hope that I am a mom like Tina Fey is a mom and that my kids are as hilarious as her’s.
blackartschool: caramel-xtaylor: loverrtits: gleaux: kushandwizdom: da-mix-gawdess: thickthighing: tormans-space: black-graphics: Lol This is everything “Aye man forget that dude” That was beautiful I love this! 😩😍 😊 💞
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: pearlmarley: “Because her size is threatening and my knee and entire weight is clearly needed to keep her down” If this had been my child that I raised from day one and this race soldier had parked his cracker
lightsbeams: Does anyone have a father who actually did a good job at parenting? That sounds like a myth.
So you don’t buy that for yourself as a grownup? Because long before I had kids I was paying light bills and keeping the gas on and keeping food in the house. You don’t get kudos for doing WHAT THE FUCK YOU SUPPOSED TO DO.
I just remembered something my (abusive) stepfather told me that my life isn’t around video game and they won’t be with me in the future. And I should learn to take care of my self and learn to be a man. Now he’s stuck with two kids
That worlds toughest job video is only applicable if your mother was a good mother. If you work 24 hours and half of that time is spent calling your kid ugly, stupid, or beating them than it’s not a tough job.
gwallamama:“When you’re a kid you assume your parents are soulmates. My kids are going to be right about that.”
chokkilissa-nahollos: rhaenys-martell-targaryen: anthropolos: It haunts me that celebrities are just theater kids that made it #it haunts me that theater kids think they’re just celebrities that haven’t made it this explains everything about
I can’t even study or focus now. I keep suddenly remembering all of these absolutely terrible memories of my parents fighting and my father from when I was a child that I’ve forgotten for a while. It wasn’t much abuse, but it was enough
the-absolute-funniest-posts: beezelump: I sincerely hope that I am a mom like Tina Fey is a mom and that my kids are as fucking hilarious as her’s.
rockhardgeologist: listhacks: Pool Noodle Hacks - If you like this list follow ListHacks for more I don’t care how efficient or cost effective this is, I will NOT be the pool noodle guy. I won’t have my kids become social outcasts because the
maggiekarp2:libertarirynn-deactivated202006:bagheadautist:libertarirynn-deactivated202006:Yeah fuck that. My kids are going to learn that you shouldn’t start a fight but you can damn sure finish one. You hit them your ass is getting hit back.honestly
aibidil:My 10yo had a couple events at our place today and one friend was going to be coming for both, with five hours in between. To save his parents driving, I offered that he could stay through, but explained when I made the offer that my kids need
kylajaykay: mamayuuma: “what will your kids think of that tattoo?”my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like your parents did i’m just going to reblog this over and over
my deepest fear is that my kids will think that harry potter is a piece of crap
mydraco: my deepest fear is that my kids will think that harry potter is a piece of crap
beezelump: I sincerely hope that I am a mom like Tina Fey is a mom and that my kids are as fucking hilarious as her’s.
fuckedsenselesstoo: my-naughty-lunchbox: ✧✦ I love my BFF Jeanne but she can be such a slut. I told her that my kid brother was kinda gifted in the cock department and next thing I knew she was fucking him. At least my brother proved to her that
the-absolute-best-gifs: the-absolute-funniest-posts: beezelump: I sincerely hope that I am a mom like Tina Fey is a mom and that my kids are as hilarious as her’s.
just-shower-thoughts: In fifteen years, I’ll be complaining to my kids that they don’t make memes like they used to.
Aww , yup my kid will look like that
anotherrandomguy81: curvethemoonshine: mockwa: дракончик @paintedcowboy All that work for a beautiful piece of art that my kids will drop trying to put milk in it because they thought it was cool and climbed on the counter and swung like
on-a-jacked-up-tailgate: iceheavy-branches: I want one of those marriages where they’ve been married 20 years but are still crazy in love and still cuddle on the couch and kiss a lot. I want those kind of marriages that make my kids nauseous because
uncaged-: This will forever be my favorite gif set and Will Smith will forever be my favorite actor for this reason. So inspiring since we grew up having the same story and idk, it just gives me hope that my kids will have a father as great as this
180mph:Cant wait to ironically raise a child, whenever i see it walking around my home ill be like “Thats my kid lmfao. What the fuck. Why do i have a kid” and laugh my ass off while rolling on the floor laughing
yeARS later but I did the alpha kids version of that beta kids drawing I did once heheit’s on a shirt here [ x ] [ x ] [ x ] 8′)
I can’t tell whats funnier, That yal just find out that I’ve been a mother for 10 years or that I’m not a guy.
my new homework companions
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